My favorite week of this whole process: HOMETOWN DATES. This is when shit starts to get real. Us viewers get a little peak into the ridiculous lives that these women lead aka probs try to hide from America. I can just picture them all calling their moms on the mansion landline being like make sure you TAKE DOWN every single embarrassing photo in the whole god forsaken house and VACUUM!!! And please don't make your meatloaf...it sucks.
First visit was Amanda. Love that she is from Laguna Beach, girl do you know LC...or Talen?? I could tell from the moment the girls walked on the beach that Amanda and her betchy daughters were toast. One cried the whole time while the other played the "chase me" game the whole time, which I personally am a huge fan of but Ben was NAHT. He then went back to Amanda's house and basically Amanda's mom felt that Ben was too young and Ben confessed to Amanda's dad that the kids were a handful. Good times.
Second date was Lauren B...aka Lauren at this point. They went and got some food truck food (awesome) and went to a whiskey library (awesome). They then went to her family's house where he was interrogated but her CLEARLY very jealous sister..."why do you like Lauren, she like is a flight attendant and has bad cuticles". Ben started crying to her because he couldn't put into words how much Lauren meant to him. COP OUT. Later during the credits we also see Lauren's younger brothers asking Ben about the fantasy suite. Well played little brothers, well played. Something I could see my brothers doing and its great. They wanted to see Ben squirm and squirm he did. Overall a nice hometown date. It's so obvious she is going to win. Let's just throw out all roses and give them some more time in the fantasy suite...amiright?
First visit was Amanda. Love that she is from Laguna Beach, girl do you know LC...or Talen?? I could tell from the moment the girls walked on the beach that Amanda and her betchy daughters were toast. One cried the whole time while the other played the "chase me" game the whole time, which I personally am a huge fan of but Ben was NAHT. He then went back to Amanda's house and basically Amanda's mom felt that Ben was too young and Ben confessed to Amanda's dad that the kids were a handful. Good times.
Second date was Lauren B...aka Lauren at this point. They went and got some food truck food (awesome) and went to a whiskey library (awesome). They then went to her family's house where he was interrogated but her CLEARLY very jealous sister..."why do you like Lauren, she like is a flight attendant and has bad cuticles". Ben started crying to her because he couldn't put into words how much Lauren meant to him. COP OUT. Later during the credits we also see Lauren's younger brothers asking Ben about the fantasy suite. Well played little brothers, well played. Something I could see my brothers doing and its great. They wanted to see Ben squirm and squirm he did. Overall a nice hometown date. It's so obvious she is going to win. Let's just throw out all roses and give them some more time in the fantasy suite...amiright?
Next was Caila's non community home town. Her words not mine. Even with JoJo's shitshow of a hometown date and Amanda's crying babies, this to me was the worst hometown date. They sat on a bench and colored a house. I actually got up and cooked dinner during this date and didn't pause it because it was so boring. Her dad reminds me of Byron from Pretty Little Liars and I am fairly certain he probably bought Caila's mom online. He then goes on this awkward rant about how Ben would join an awesome Filipino family and he should BE GRATEFUL. He was spooky looking. Didn't like it one bit. He also owns a toy company...very Willy Wonkaish.
JOJO! You poor girl. I love JoJo and hope that her dipshit ex boyfriend feels so much regret dumping her. She is so pretty and I loved her shirt.
Her brothers MO was to seem like the stern over protective DOUCHEY older brothers. Welp they succeeded. I understand being protective but come on...saying that Ben is brainwashing them was way harsh Tai. If you feel that way talk your sister out of going on the show because going on two one on one dates in the process is how it goes. The mom chugged wine out of the bottle which was amazing and one of the older brothers looked like a hotter Adrian Brody. Over all not an ideal first date meeting the fam but JoJo and Ben have some "important talks" ahead (his words not mine) so I'm fairly confident she ain't goin nowhereee.
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As suspected Amanda was sent home and she was 100% right when she said you should have just dumped me while I was home instead of having her fly back to the mansion to do it. Overall she handled it like a class act and I think it's fair to say she is now America's most eligible MILF. Ben cried...you didn't get dumped Ben pull it together.
Next week Ben, that saucy minx, tells two of the three girls that he is in love with them...my bet is JoJo and Lauren (duh), mostly because Caila's dad looks like he would make Ben eat Filipino food until he passed out.
Next week Ben, that saucy minx, tells two of the three girls that he is in love with them...my bet is JoJo and Lauren (duh), mostly because Caila's dad looks like he would make Ben eat Filipino food until he passed out.