I love the Bachelor. Sorry not sorry. I know the concept of throwing like 30 single/catty/beautiful women in a house that are dating the same guy is ludicrous but I am so on board/ love watching it. I am finally caught up this season (I binge watched the two episodes yesterday on my sick day) and it is so unbelievably good.
I love me a good old fashioned TV show recap and want to play along so next week I will be putting my thoughts on paper so to speak and recapping episode 3 and on of The Bachelor.
For now I am going to give you a quick recap SO FAR on the remaining girls that I am fans of/entertained by that haven't been pricked by the rose thorn (lololololol) and eliminated yet.
1. Amanda: this chick is a mother of two little girls (kinsley and charlie #StealingThoseNames) and doesn't have a god damn wrinkle. She is an esthetician which is cool and she has the kind of personality I wish I could have. Sweet, quiet, and super lovable. If she doesn't win she right now has my vote to be the Bachelorette.
2. Olivia: I hate this chick. If you are a fan of the show then you have probably seen a million and one memes of her with her huge ass mouth making these ridiculous faces. I understand that the show cuts the takes in a way to make them more interesting and dramatic but I think this chick is ACTUALLY that into herself. I did think she was pretty but her hair is super flat and she is kind of a bitch so see ya later Olivia. I hope you get eliminated asap.
3. The Twins: I think their names are Hailee and Emily but it's very hard for me to take these two seriously. Yes, they are beautiful but wtf are they thinking? What is one of you wins? How awkward is Thanksgiving dinners going to be? Like oh hey Ben pass the potatoes and thanks for breaking up with me for my sister. They also have "Twin" as their occupation. These 22 year old blondies need to ride their two person bike (seriously they have one) somewhere else.
4. Lace: Lace reminds me of a freshman year drunken version of myself. Going on and on about how a guy wouldn't make eye contact and how weird looking I was at a young age and that I am a beautiful butterfly now. STOP. The fact that she has made it past two eliminations is amazing. The girl has a lot to work on personally and clearly has low self esteem. I give it one more week before she is gonzo.
5. Lauren B.: She's a flight attendant which tells me she DGAF and I like it. Super pretty and sweet. I have a feeling she takes it all. Ben seems pretty smitten with her.
6. JoJo: SUPER pretty. I immediately followed her on instagram because I felt like I would be inspired by every outfit choice she's ever made. She's one of my favorites.
7. Caila: This bubbly adorable girl is from Boston! I think she's really sweet and funny. Also wouldn't hate it if she was the next Bachelorette.
8. Becca: She was like 1st runner up with Chris's season and kind of said TTYL and left. I believe she is a virgin which is pretty cool especially because she is a smoke and could land any guy. Ben seems into her and I don't blame him. She was out shooting him in basketball. She seems like a guy's girl and I dig it.
I love me a good old fashioned TV show recap and want to play along so next week I will be putting my thoughts on paper so to speak and recapping episode 3 and on of The Bachelor.
For now I am going to give you a quick recap SO FAR on the remaining girls that I am fans of/entertained by that haven't been pricked by the rose thorn (lololololol) and eliminated yet.
1. Amanda: this chick is a mother of two little girls (kinsley and charlie #StealingThoseNames) and doesn't have a god damn wrinkle. She is an esthetician which is cool and she has the kind of personality I wish I could have. Sweet, quiet, and super lovable. If she doesn't win she right now has my vote to be the Bachelorette.
2. Olivia: I hate this chick. If you are a fan of the show then you have probably seen a million and one memes of her with her huge ass mouth making these ridiculous faces. I understand that the show cuts the takes in a way to make them more interesting and dramatic but I think this chick is ACTUALLY that into herself. I did think she was pretty but her hair is super flat and she is kind of a bitch so see ya later Olivia. I hope you get eliminated asap.
3. The Twins: I think their names are Hailee and Emily but it's very hard for me to take these two seriously. Yes, they are beautiful but wtf are they thinking? What is one of you wins? How awkward is Thanksgiving dinners going to be? Like oh hey Ben pass the potatoes and thanks for breaking up with me for my sister. They also have "Twin" as their occupation. These 22 year old blondies need to ride their two person bike (seriously they have one) somewhere else.
4. Lace: Lace reminds me of a freshman year drunken version of myself. Going on and on about how a guy wouldn't make eye contact and how weird looking I was at a young age and that I am a beautiful butterfly now. STOP. The fact that she has made it past two eliminations is amazing. The girl has a lot to work on personally and clearly has low self esteem. I give it one more week before she is gonzo.
5. Lauren B.: She's a flight attendant which tells me she DGAF and I like it. Super pretty and sweet. I have a feeling she takes it all. Ben seems pretty smitten with her.
6. JoJo: SUPER pretty. I immediately followed her on instagram because I felt like I would be inspired by every outfit choice she's ever made. She's one of my favorites.
7. Caila: This bubbly adorable girl is from Boston! I think she's really sweet and funny. Also wouldn't hate it if she was the next Bachelorette.
8. Becca: She was like 1st runner up with Chris's season and kind of said TTYL and left. I believe she is a virgin which is pretty cool especially because she is a smoke and could land any guy. Ben seems into her and I don't blame him. She was out shooting him in basketball. She seems like a guy's girl and I dig it.