Cool Kels was fun, cool Kels could take 128543 shots and live to tell the tale, cool Kels knew how to party, cool Kels looked like this....
And cool Kels could Sunday Funday....
Well my friends I am sad to inform you that cool Kels is dead and GONE. No longer can I wake up, chug mimosas and gracefully switch over to beer by noon. No longer can I eat a whole plate of chili nachos and not want to kill myself. Cool Kels is gone and she will definitely be missed.
Yesterday I was oh so excited to be heading out with my friends for a good old fashioned Sunday Funday. We would bowl, we would drink, and we would be home by 7 and order pizza and get ready for Shameless. It was an amazing plan.
Until I realized that I can no longer hang and my night resulted in me wiping out and landing in mulch, throwing up, and having poor Spenser feed me my steak tip salad. Not good.
Lesson learned. I can no longer do those things which is the ending of an era. Maybe next time I'll stop at the two mimosas at breakfast and call it a day....maybe not.
Well my friends I am sad to inform you that cool Kels is dead and GONE. No longer can I wake up, chug mimosas and gracefully switch over to beer by noon. No longer can I eat a whole plate of chili nachos and not want to kill myself. Cool Kels is gone and she will definitely be missed.
Yesterday I was oh so excited to be heading out with my friends for a good old fashioned Sunday Funday. We would bowl, we would drink, and we would be home by 7 and order pizza and get ready for Shameless. It was an amazing plan.
Until I realized that I can no longer hang and my night resulted in me wiping out and landing in mulch, throwing up, and having poor Spenser feed me my steak tip salad. Not good.
Lesson learned. I can no longer do those things which is the ending of an era. Maybe next time I'll stop at the two mimosas at breakfast and call it a day....maybe not.