After watching this week's episode of The Bachelor, I jotted down some notes while it was on. Instead of recapping the episode, I am going to share the things that ran through my mind as I watched a real life Disney Princess get her heart broken and two girls have false hope that there was no way he wouldn't pick them in the end.
1. Ben is desperate for love. I have never met a guy who loves love as much as Ben. He needs it. He craves it. He is 26 years old and has this huge fear of being "unlovable". For a handsome and successful man, he is very very insecure.
2. Caila and Ben are not meant to be at all. Watching them ride down that river in that raft was so awkward and I cringed at the horrible silence. It wasn't the comfortable kind of silence that my girlfriends and I share when we are watching a movie and drinking wine, it was the I have nothing to say to you kind. Not good. He should have sent her home before the fantasy suite.
3. I want to help baby sea turtles. Maybe get a pet sea turtle?
4. I am rooting for Lauren and Ben. I got butterflies when they told each other they loved each other. I felt it and got goosebumps. I bet they killed it in the fantasy suite.
5. All these girls are perfectly tanned. And look amazing right out of the ocean. I never tan that evenly and I always look like a curly mess post dip in the ocean.
6. JoJo better be the next bachelorette. As I have stated time and time again I love JoJo. I NEED HER TO BE THE BACHELORETTE SO I CAN STALK HER FOR 10 MORE WEEKS.
7. Ben is an idiot. Saying I love you to JoJo 20 minutes after humping Lauren and telling her to not hold back and basically that she is the winner was NOT cool. JoJo was so excited and I felt awful. I think Ben is entertained by her and thinks she is sexy AF (duh) but he isn't IN love with her. I wish he didn't get so caught up in the moment.
8. Poor Caila. Ugh she handled getting sent home after casually sneaking up on him to say hi well. There was a "wait a minute" moment when she got back out of the limo but I would have lost it: "I GOT A BIKINI WAX FOR THIS AND DUMPED MY EX BECAUSE I WANTED TO COME ON THIS SHOW", but that's just me. Don't worry Caila, someday your prince will come.
9. Where is Chris Harrison? I love Chris Harrison/want his job. Usually there are way more CH appearances and pep talks but this season he has been slacking. Miss you Chris, we all need your very vague advice back in our lives.
10. The awkward hug at the end of the rose ceremony was very sisterwifeish. Anyone else feel anxious?
1. Ben is desperate for love. I have never met a guy who loves love as much as Ben. He needs it. He craves it. He is 26 years old and has this huge fear of being "unlovable". For a handsome and successful man, he is very very insecure.
2. Caila and Ben are not meant to be at all. Watching them ride down that river in that raft was so awkward and I cringed at the horrible silence. It wasn't the comfortable kind of silence that my girlfriends and I share when we are watching a movie and drinking wine, it was the I have nothing to say to you kind. Not good. He should have sent her home before the fantasy suite.
3. I want to help baby sea turtles. Maybe get a pet sea turtle?
4. I am rooting for Lauren and Ben. I got butterflies when they told each other they loved each other. I felt it and got goosebumps. I bet they killed it in the fantasy suite.
5. All these girls are perfectly tanned. And look amazing right out of the ocean. I never tan that evenly and I always look like a curly mess post dip in the ocean.
6. JoJo better be the next bachelorette. As I have stated time and time again I love JoJo. I NEED HER TO BE THE BACHELORETTE SO I CAN STALK HER FOR 10 MORE WEEKS.
7. Ben is an idiot. Saying I love you to JoJo 20 minutes after humping Lauren and telling her to not hold back and basically that she is the winner was NOT cool. JoJo was so excited and I felt awful. I think Ben is entertained by her and thinks she is sexy AF (duh) but he isn't IN love with her. I wish he didn't get so caught up in the moment.
8. Poor Caila. Ugh she handled getting sent home after casually sneaking up on him to say hi well. There was a "wait a minute" moment when she got back out of the limo but I would have lost it: "I GOT A BIKINI WAX FOR THIS AND DUMPED MY EX BECAUSE I WANTED TO COME ON THIS SHOW", but that's just me. Don't worry Caila, someday your prince will come.
9. Where is Chris Harrison? I love Chris Harrison/want his job. Usually there are way more CH appearances and pep talks but this season he has been slacking. Miss you Chris, we all need your very vague advice back in our lives.
10. The awkward hug at the end of the rose ceremony was very sisterwifeish. Anyone else feel anxious?